Hi,
It’s Monday and I don’t know about the rest of you, but Monday always feels like the Sunday I didn’t have which would have been completely immersed in the bed. Instead, Sunday was a series of continual efforts to be a better person - more spiritual, more fit, more organized. I plan to go to bed early every Sunday to get a good jump on Monday but some project always slips into my agenda around 9 PM that feels urgent. Last night at 10:20 PM, I was still making a dating profile on Hinge which allows you to do audio and video. Rarely with nothing to say, I found myself lacking witty missives that may make someone check the little box they like me, so instead I sang verse one of Animal by Neon Trees into the audio until it cut me off in 30 seconds. I am sure most men will find that slightly off (Was she drinking? Was she slurring from too much medication? Was there some kind of hidden message in the lyrics?) Then I did a video talking about how I was making a video purposely not making any effort to look good because au natural is the way to be, and it wouldn’t upload. I then went to bed and had a long exhausting series of dreams about one of my best friends, and woke up feeling like I had just been in some kind of subconscious insurgence.
So I am spending most of today ignoring the blinking square on my calendar that says “Do taxes” to think about how tired I am and I wouldn’t be so tired if the barista at Starbucks understood a splash of oat milk didn’t mean a glass of oat milk, thus hedging out any semblance of caffeine from the black tea.
So what does one do when they want to procrastinate on a Monday at 4 PM? Check out this web site - https://theodorepayne.org/learn/wildflower-hotline/
Who doesn’t love an Emmy award winning actor talking about flowers.
"oh oh I want some more?"